USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...