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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
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A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
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Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
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A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...