Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...