Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...