Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...