From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...