I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...