Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...