How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Which drummer?
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Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...