Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!