Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...