Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...