Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...