A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...