How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
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A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
The Best Time?
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...