Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...