Not On Your Anniversary!
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Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...