Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...