yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...