Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...