Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...