I have bad and very bad news
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What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
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Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
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Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
A Hookers Life
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Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
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