The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...