Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...