Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...