A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...