What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Bass jokes
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AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
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AMERICA: Passing the Blame
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