Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...