Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...