Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...