Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...