Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...