What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...