Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...