The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...