Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...