Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...