Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...