Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...