Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...