I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...