Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...