What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...