Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...