Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...