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101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...