What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...