Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...