Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Buying drinks at a bar
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man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Watch real baseball
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Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...