Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...